• Teacher: girls you don't need a man in your life
• My bestfriend: psh hell yeah amen to that!
• Me: shut up you're a lesbian you don't count.

If I ever become the bieber type of lesbian, shoot me. 

Or the dykeadoodledo kind.

I thought maybe she wasn’t a lesbian and that the rumors weren’t true, but then I saw that she “liked” softball on Facebook and I just knew.

mypatronusisyou:

people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.